Had a fun game with Righteous today, and by fun I mean gigglesworthy that only 40k can be - Wolves vs IG Strike Force. And by wolves I mean actual wolves, and by Strike Force I mean ****** Force 101.
Lists were:
Space Wolves 1500pts
HQ: 315
Canis Wolf Born -185pts
Wolf Guard Battle Leader -130pts
Thunder Wolf Mount, Frost Blade
Elites: 185
Lone Wolf -70pts
Terminator Armour, Twin Wolf Claws, Melta Bombs
Lone Wolf -20pts
Dreadnought -105pts
Troops: 735
15x Fenrisian Wolves -120pts
15x Fenrisian Wolves -120pts
15x Fenrisian Wolves -120pts
10x Grey Hunters -200pts
Flamer, Melta, Mark of the Wulfen
Rhino
10x Grey Hunters -175pts
2x Plasma Guns, Mark of the Wulfen
Heavy Support: 255
6x Long Fangs -140pts
5x Missile Launchers
Vindicator -115pts
And:
1500pts
HQ:
Command Squad -225
Defiler Smitin' Straken, Regimental Banner, Medic, Master of Ordinance, Vox
Elites: 645
9x Ogryns -370pts
10x Ratlings -100pts
10x Storm Troopers -175pts
Power Weapon, Deep strike re-roll funkyness
Troops: 630
Veteran Squad -220pts
3x Plasma Guns, Carapace Armour, Vox, Plasma Pistol
Chimera ML, HF
Veteran Squad -220pts
3x Plasma Guns, Carapace Armour, Vox, Plasma Pistol
Chimera ML, HF
Veteran Squad -190pts
3x Melta Guns, Carapace Armour, Vox
Chimera ML, HF
Neither list is really strong, probs 4/5 IMO, lots of weaknesses, mine was themed and lols, his was, and I quote from list construction "Hey ima just gonna throw all this stuff in cos its kewl and really different'. IG could push for a 5/5 easy enough
Game was hilarious. We both know each other well enough that no embarrassment marred our rein-actions of noises, firing poses, tank driving, vox screaming and anything else immature as we fell for the super seriousness of a whole bunch of wolves running across the table eating people, tanks and ...Ogre/leprechaun people.
Most serious quote of the day would have to be Righteous "Your wolves have more trouble eating Ogryn flesh then steel"
Some of the top/funny/lolwut moments would have to be:
:My 20pt lone wolf charging across the middle of the table through the open, scaling a massive 4 story ruin and butchering the two remaining ratlings
:One of Righteous' chimeras driving up to my rhino
"That has cover yeah?"
"Yup, smoke"
"S5 can hurt it yeah?"
"6 to glance"
*Places heavy flamer template*
*Rolls a 6 and stuns the thing*
Laughter ensures
:Master of Ordinance failing miserably in stupid ways, a large part of the re-name to ****** force 101. Landing a direct hit on 20pt lone wolf, rolls a 1 to wound. My army covers most of my deployment zone, yet he scatters in the only direction where my models aren't, repeatedly. After doing nothing to the vindicator all game, manages to Immobilise it which was completely useless
:Straken Punching a Dreadnought off the top of a Bastion
:Canis running the board left-right killing a squad a turn in one go (biggest was 10 storm troopers, 12 attacks ftw)
:A unit of wolves completely encircling a chimera and eating it, immobilising, eating the guns and stunning it until canis came over to end the farce although the dawgs would have anyway.
:****** force failing with dice
:Massive wolves everywhere, seriousness cannot be had. Esp when imitating calls to high command.
Got pics as well, will upload later some time.
(watch your language-psychomanicd)
